Each day is a different adventure; I tend to find myself adventuring more often than your average person.
So this week I went to a little place called Sweet Water Tavern, it was interesting to say the least. Upon entering, me and my group of adventurers were quickly scuttled to a remote table in some far away corner. Well away from service land, but not quite in the same realm as the orks and trolls. Needless to say throughout the entirety of the situation we were barley serviced. At one point I was thinking about throwing my unused spoon at our depressing waitress in an attempt to procure another flagon of their rancid self-brewed beer. That seemed to be Sweet Water Tavern's claim to fame, I would believe it on the grounds that I saw plenty of people walking out with 2 liter jugs of if, but I got the sampler and could not find one that I actually enjoyed.
I also happened to order some a hamburger for $13.99, I found it lacking in the field of duty and subsequently wished to execute it on the spot. After stabbing it through the bun several times I turned my attention on a golden ball of light, yes there was one fantastic aspect of this restaurant: the rolls they had were delicious and free. Almost like little buttery balls of delight and awesome, kind of like a jet fighters or punching. My party of three managed to cleave through about five baskets by the end of the meal. Then came the end of the meal, they had several desert options, however I elected to not choose from any of the overpriced options. Instead I turned my attention to a part of the thesis of this blog: the coffee. I ordered a cup, it was presented rather nicely with a little cup of cream on the side. However it was too bitter and not very tasty. I drank it anyway. Remember if you want sub-par overpriced food, nasty beer, and just o.k coffee, go to Sweet Water Tavern. But hey those rolls are delicious!
Scores:
food: 2/5
service: 2/5(i'll take my chances with the orks thank you)
coffee: 2/5
cost: expensive
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